Here Comes Throaticus

Here Comes Throaticus is a traditional Athroatican Throatmas song.

Lyrics
Here comes Throaticus, here comes Throaticus Right down Throaticus Lane

Shlorticus, Excepton, all his reindeer Pulling on the reins Bells are ringing, children singing Throat is merry and bright. Hang your throatings and say a prayer 'Cause Throaticus comes tonight

Here comes Throaticus, here comes Throaticus Riding down Throaticus Lane

He's got a bag that's filled with throats For boys and girls again Hear those throat bells jingle jangle What a beautiful sight Jump in bed and cover up your throat Because Throaticus comes tonight

Here comes Throaticus, here comes Throaticus Riding down Throaticus Lane

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor boy He loves throat just the same Throaticus knows that we're Throat's children That makes everything right Fill your throats with Throatmas cheer 'Cause Throaticus comes tonight

Well, here comes Throaticus, here comes Throaticus Riding down Throaticus Lane

He'll come around when the throats ring out It's Throatmas morn again Peace on Earth will come to all If we just follow the throat Let's give thanks to the Throat above 'Cause Throaticus comes tonight

'Cause Throaticus comes tonight